gasmaskedsilence:

Short video of the first episode of Supernatural Season 10!!

  • Danny Mahoney: I got a million fuckin jokes. I got a fuckin book full o' jokes, I'll whip it out, I'll tell ya a joke. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? No. Uh, how does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's a great fuckin joke! Ya understand me?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
  • Scott Aukerman: Is the mess up in the middle of it part of it?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, you had to redo the set up.
  • Danny Mahoney: What're ya talkin about?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Work on the set up.
  • Danny Mahoney: What difference does it fuckin make?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Tell me the joke again.
  • Danny Mahoney: How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? Wait. How does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's part of the set up! So people know it's coming! That's how a fuckin' joke works, asshole!
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Okay, well, let's not even get into it.

slowly-embracing-it-all:

giza-rabbit:

oh-cecil-oh:

raideo:

mugenmcfugen:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

this guy is my fucking idol

his pained face just makes this

this man is my hero

this is my favorite post tho

He looks like the pained son of Samwell Tarly and Jon Snow

(Source: babylonian)

Matt Bomer + Watermelon